How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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