ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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