Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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