brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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