Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
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