its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
