i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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