I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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