BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Randomize
