her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
