I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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