it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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