i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Less talking, more tequila
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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