people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Randomize
