dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Alive.
So much puke
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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