I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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