I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Randomize
