I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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