why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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