There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
The adults are the big ones right?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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