don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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