got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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