would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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