She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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