I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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