that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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