i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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