Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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