It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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