Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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