Need sex. Gaining weight.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
