Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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