I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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