Me. At least after what I've been through.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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