You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
