$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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