we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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