some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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