Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Randomize
