id be glad to
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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