love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
