you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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