Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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