You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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