i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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