at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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