dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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