I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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