what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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