I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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