Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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