If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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